shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

(via fuckisonyobiscuit)

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

(Source: illkim, via nippled)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via thatsqualitystuff)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

(via thatsqualitystuff)

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

(via thatsqualitystuff)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via kanyewesticle)

phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

(via nippled)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via vvebkinz)

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

(Source: earthnation, via laughbitches)